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_IT ME

It's me, Jp.

 

I make scripts, I make jokes, I make tweets; I'm pretty much the "Guy who voices SpongeBob" of copywriting (he does it all).

 

I was born in the bitter cold of Alaska, clawing my way past bears and through blizzards to get to where I am now—the major leagues: Provo, Utah—but it's time to take this to the next level.

 

Let me write the banner ads you don't have time for and in return I'll come up with ideas that you'll wish were yours.

_WHO DIS?

Critics are Raving!

2021 Gold One Show Pencil

2021 Bronze One Show Pencil

2021 Silver Telly Award

2021 Silver ADDY: District

2021 Silver ADDY: Utah

_SHINY

  • I'm a middle child; it's probably why I do comedy.

  • I liked it so I put a ring on it (thanks for the advice, Beyonce).

  • I'm an unofficial brand ambassador for adult braces.

  • I was a birthday magician, hired exclusively by 1 year olds.

  • In 2007 I was told I had tuberculosis, in 2016 I was told “never mind.”

 

  • I have never seen nor read Diary of a Wimpy Kid yet somehow I keep saying "zoo-wee-mama."

 

  • I was robbed by a Costa Rican street gang for a birthday cake.

  • My mom is a doomsday prepping flat-earther.

  • I hate the Gateway Arch with an undying passion.

_FUN FACTS

Publicis One

Intern Copywriter

Havas

Freelance Associate Copywriter

_WHERE IS HE NOW?

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_OUT OF THIS WORLD COPYWRITING

Let's talk about why "I 2 I" from The Goofy Movie deserves an Oscar.

but I guess we can talk about other things

windersjp@gmail.com

907.406.9851

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_CONTACT ME

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