_IT ME

It's me, Jp.

 

Ads. Jokes. Tweets.

I'm pretty much the "guy who voices SpongeBob" of writing because I do it all.*

 

I was born in the bitter cold of Alaska, clawing my way past bears and blizzards to get to the big city—Chicago.

From hilarious scripts to headline catching activations; you name it, I make it.

*Seriously. Google all the characters he's voiced.

_WHO DIS?

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_CLIENTS

  • I'm a middle child; it's probably why I do comedy.

  • I'm an unofficial brand ambassador for adult braces.

  • I was a birthday magician, hired exclusively by one year olds.

  • In 2007 I was told I had tuberculosis. In 2016 I was told “never mind.”

 

  • I have never seen nor read Diary of a Wimpy Kid yet somehow I keep saying "zoo-wee-mama."

 

  • I was robbed by a Costa Rican street gang for a birthday cake.

  • My mom is a doomsday prepping flat-earther.

  • I hate the Gateway Arch with an undying passion.

  • I think pick-up trucks should be illegal.

_FUN FACTS

Brigham Young University

BA, Advertising

Publicis
Intern Copywriter

Havas
Freelance Junior Copywriter

VMLY&R

Copywriter

_WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

The Truman Show (1998)

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Worth a watch. and a rewatch. and another rewatch.

_MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS

Let's talk about why "I 2 I" from The Goofy Movie deserves an Oscar.

but I guess we can talk about other things

windersjp@gmail.com

907.406.9851

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_CONTACT ME

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