_IT ME
It's me, Jp.
(he/her)
I'm a creative copywriter, comedian, and performer out of Chicago whose true passion is ranking every limited-edition soda flavor (shout out to Crystal Pepsi).
During my time in industry I've worked on a wide-range of clients—from CPG to non-profit—earning recognition for my work along the way.
After 26 years of life, there are two things I'm sure of: I'm probably the only Alaskan you've met and the St. Louis arch is trash.
_WHO DIS?
_CLIENTS
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I'm a middle child; it's probably why I do comedy.
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My front teeth cost over $30,000.
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I was a birthday magician, hired only for one year olds.
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In 2007 I was told I had tuberculosis. In 2016 I was told “never mind.”
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I was robbed by a Costa Rican street gang for a birthday cake.
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I make Memojis for everyone in my contacts.
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My mom is a doomsday prepping flat-earther.
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I hate the St. Louis Arch with an undying passion.
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I think pick-up trucks should be illegal.
_FUN FACTS
The Truman Show (1998)
Worth a watch. and a rewatch. and another rewatch.
_MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS
Let's talk about why "I 2 I" from The Goofy Movie deserves an Oscar.
but I guess we can talk about other things
907.406.9851
_CONTACT ME
