On February 22, 2018 the Gateway Arch Designation Act was signed


and in doing so, the The Jefferson National Expansion Memorial was renamed the Gateway Arch National Park and became both the 60th national park and my mortal enemy.


The Gateway Arch was made a National Park. 
I hate it. I hate it so much. It's a giant scrap of metal that doesn't meet the definition of a national park.

To show how much I hate it, I wrote this essay and submitted to various publishers (pending), and I wrote a letter to congress.